Site history

CHARACTER PROFILE

Name

Joey JoJo Shabadoo Junior

Gender

Age

Country of Birth

Male

USA

Personality

Generally a pretty meek guy, Joey JoJo Shabadoo Junior isn't a shining example of strength or willpower. He's easily upset, especially when someone makes fun of his name. Despite those flaws, Joey JoJo is a very intelligent man. Though he finds it difficult to perform in a high pressure situation, Joey JoJo is an amazing planner and tactician. He's able to win many battles before they're even started just by creating a solid battle plan... If he can keep his cool and follow through with it.

History

Joey JoJo Shabadoo Junior lived a normal life up until his late thirties. He had a wife, a child, and a stable job working as an accountant. Always self conscious about his name but not wanting to upset his father, Joey JoJo Shabadoo Senior, Joey JoJo lived his comfortable life always in fear of being made fun of for his name. One day, Joey JoJo Shabadoo Junior was having a drink at his favorite bar when he heard the bartender say something that struck terror into his heart. "That's the worst name I've ever heard." Joey was crushed. He fled the bar in a fit of tears and ran down the street, crying inconsolably. His fit must have caught the attention of a rogue Stand user in the area hoping to test out his power, because Joey JoJo soon found himself on the ground in a pool of blood. His attacker quickly fled the scene, leaving Joey JoJo to die. Incredibly, Joey JoJo didn't die. His wound healed quickly, and he felt different. He felt powerful. Joey JoJo had become a Stand user.

Current Life

Joey JoJo is currently trying to maintain a false sense of normalcy in his life, despite his amazing power Joey JoJo is still working at his deskjob to provide food and shelter for his wife and kids however ever since gaining his stand power, he feels as though he deserves something more in life.

Skills

Intelligent, quick on his feet, and holds a lot of worldly knowledge and general facts. Joey JoJo is able to deduce difficult problems quickly and plan out masterful battle plans.

Weaknesses

His own self consciousness about his name and general poor mental fortitude hold Joey back. He's easily shaken, and this can be taken advantage of. He also lacks physical strength.

Appearance

Joey JoJo has black hair cut cleanly and shortly. He wears a pair of small rounded spectacles, and has a short beard matching the color of his hair. Joey is a Caucasian man, and he's slim and of average height at around 5'10". His attire can be described as business semiformal, usually consisting of a blue suit and bowtie.

Other details & Important Items

He always has his cellphone and watch on hand, he lives in NYC, his favourite music genre is rock and he has a spotless criminal record. He always carries a satchel with 50 meters worth of rope inside of it along with several billiard balls.

STAND PROFILE

Stand Name

Walk This Way

Stand Type

Close Range

Power

Speed

Range

Durability

Precision

Learning

Ability

Walk This Way is able to create vectors on any surface that move anyone who touches the vector in the direction that it is pointing. The vectors are invisible to non Stand users. The size of the vector changes the amount of force that they are moved with.

Appearance

Example of Power

If a vector were placed on something the size of a loaf of bread, the force created wouldn't even be large enough to knock somebody over-- though it would move them a foot back or so in the direction it was pointing. A vector placed on something the size of a door or a square piece of sidewalk would send someone flying with considerable force.

Site history Mar 21, 2017 23:55:25 GMT

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Post by dad on Mar 21, 2017 23:55:25 GMT

April 2016

Site is created. Dad and mod team creates the concept of Miami Club Tropicana to take advantage of the Part 4 hype in order to attract new members.

Mom joins the site. Mod team is happy because Mom was a good member in the old one. MCT starts and the site starts getting more and more members.

May-June 2016

Frozen eggss everyone over.
On Melancholy Hill is created.
Spinoffs are added, WCDC included (god why).
crazy gets banned.
Speachbyte is God.
Taffy still exists.

July-August 2016

WCDC finally ends.
Taffy is finally nerfed.
MCT's final days draw near.
Smooth Criminals starts.

September 2016

MCT ends.
Mike releases Sonic Boom 2. It jellybeanss spectacularly and scores 2% on RT.
Ame Fame did nothing wrong.
Jay did eggsing nothing.
DEJA VU I KNOW I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Persona 5 dies.
Bloodborne dies.
~~Code Geass~~ Instant Crush starts.
BizarrePairOfGlasses joins, acts like a creepy eggser, gets banned.

October 2016

Mom dies. Instant Crush is super inactive as a result.
Dad takes command, ends cursed chapter 2.
Taquito Bones
BKZ never posts meme starts (?)

October-November 2016

OH NO......DOCTOR CONNOR'S CLASS....
Le crouton hon hon hon.
Degree is outed as the forum slut.
Forum becomes dangerously close to becoming NSFW.
BKZ never posts meme continues.
Streetlight Manifesto is discussed. Mothmemes start coming.

November-December 2016

C H A N G E N O W ! ! !
KILLER runs a thread. It's cool.
Babehunt wins award for worst thread in IC.
GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING

December 2016

Dad eggsing dies for 3 days so people panic and make some dumb car spinoff.
Dad is revived through pure anger and smites the spinoff.
Starts Streetlight Manifesto instead.
Mothmemes come full circle.

December 2016-January 2017

George Michael dies (I guess it really was his Last Christmas)
5.2 aka pure threadkino occurs.
5.3 aka pure deadkino occurs.
BKZ never posts is joined by Dandy never posts.
God is given the most stars on the forum for no reason.
🅱️️ meme begins and ends.

January-February 2017

SM has maps.
Yu Yu Hakusho and HxH memes spread.
It is revealed that drinking a glass of orange juice makes you a deep character with complex motivations.
HxH Site is made.
HxH site fails immediately, dies before even starting.
Finally we get our own eggsing rules and not the gay eggs the JoJo wiki puts
JoJo is banned (this actually happened like 9 years ago but I only remembered now)
It's revealed that the character Grant from SM is actually Rohan Kishibe from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

February-March 2017

Zatchbell memes spread.
RE7 memes spread.
SM Chapter 3 is confirmed as the fitting finale to SM, explaining its long length.
VERY MELON
CHI CHI WO MOGE
Flame of Recca is good.
Blue dies, everyone realizes what a dick he was.

March 2017

Dad gets paid by Hollow Knight devs to promote their game.
Literally everyone plays Hollow Knight now (not really)
BKZ gets obsessed with Battletoads cause of Killer Instinct.
Becca eggsing dies.
Kitty gets tongueeggsed.
Site gets destroyed by Dad and BKZ
Trigger chocolate, Zatchbell and Hollow Knight roleplaying sites are created as compensation.
Site put back to normal(for now...).

*blocks ur path*

April 2017

Persona 5 is good but Makoto is the traitor
SM Chapter 3 finally ends (or did it?)
the thing
Easter is good
But the eggsers who didn't do the Easter Egg hunt aren't
APRIL FOOLS haha
Pascal the bunny is here
Mitch x akko

's sister best ship
Everyone's a traitor
Are the Phantom Thieves JUST?
Rocky learns that SMT is good but he remains a cuck
Wife power level ranking: akko

>Haru>>>>>>>Makoto
akklol

mfw i did nothing wrong

Video describing the events of April-early May 2017

June-July 2017

I'M SLIDIN' OVER CARS WHEN I SHOOT
THEY THINK THAT I'M COM TRUISE
5.2 is murdered by Com Truise and new members
Rocky admits that he is both a siscon and a lolicon
Chapter 5 starts, to the joy of many (When they didn't know that it would last 6 months)
Probably the start of BKZ's Yakuza phase
Shonenshit planning is created

August-early September 2017

degree decides to do something useful with that stupid bitch life of hers so she starts watching DBZ
Tol shills Toriko. Rocky is the only victim
dad remembers Medaka Box exists thanks to sieg so he starts reading it and you can guess what happened
BKZ finishes a manga before Tol for the first time ever
degree stops watching DBZ for no reason after having only 30-40 eps left
degree is an idiot
jmaster starts the dumb best girl joke?

September 2017-Present day

Neo Yokio is neokino
Second movie night finally happens
TOBLERONE AHHHHHHHH SHIT HURTS MY HANDS
Rem returns
crazy returns and dies
jmaster is still doing the best girl joke
like wow what a loser lmao
Site starts losing members for no reason so shilling commences

Nat: Yeah just regeneration itself is hardly OP. An quick example would be something like sumo where you win by throwing your opponent out of the ring. Infinite regen won't help if that's all you can do. Mar 30, 2020 11:32:32 GMT

Nat: @anyone who got kicked from the discord server, we do a purge at the end of every month for people who have NOT created a character (AND got it approved). If you were kicked, it was mostly for that reason. Rejoin and make your char if you are free. Aug 30, 2020 15:00:13 GMT